And please, help yourself to a bag of go to hell.

Tuesday, November 24. 2009

You’re welcome to disagree, but I don’t care for the obligatory bag of chips that you get with your lunch at many sandwich shops. It’s low-effort. If you really cared about me, Ricky, you’d offer up a nice cole slaw or German potato salad to complement my sandwich. But chips? Weak. Why bother. Might as well just take that old, scratched-up Rheingold serving try out of the goodwill box in the back of the garage, wrap it up and give it to me for Christmas. Thanks for nothing. This is the worst Christmas ever. What I really wanted was one of those vibrating football games. Go ahead, call Santa and tell him to come take all my presents back. I read somewhere that Santa doesn’t even have a phone, so you’re just making a horse’s ass of yourself.

Posted by Rick Clyne at 13:40 | Comments (3) | Trackbacks (0)

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Wow! Epic! I can't tell if this is a blog post or homeless guy shouting on the street corner. Next level for sure!

#1 Anonymous on 2009-11-24 15:29 (Reply)

That's right. Next level.

#1.1 Ricky on 2009-11-24 21:52 (Reply)

Seriously?! You'd rather eat a cole slaw or potato salad that Skippy scooped from the large tub, that sat in the sun while the errand boy ran into the peep show for a hour, and has Skippy's spit in it because his boss only pays him $6.50/hr?

#2 F Banger on 2009-11-30 11:25 (Reply)

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